My Teenage Romantic Comedy SNAFU (Oregairu) was supposed to be generic. It wasn’t. Insert impassioned defense for watching and liking it. Mushoku Tensei was supposed to be generic. It was, but it was still pretty good. Insert impassioned defense for […]
Tag: Crystalis
April 2021: Database
The back wall of my studio is finally complete with the final addition being a tapestry of Echidna, the star of Re:Zero Season 2. It’s a shame this exemplary specimen of womanhood wasn’t in literally every scene. How do you […]
March 2021: Cheapness
If you’re looking to punch your ticket to Japan and don’t mind being poor, you may want to consider working for Interac. For all their faults, they’re still a million times better than AEON. My first Aria post in 13 […]
February 2021: Diplomacy
Higurashi Gou finally branches off into 100% original territory with Nekodamashi-hen, giving Rika tons of new and creative ways to get slaughtered. I must confess, I only realized in the middle of making my video on Railgun T that the […]
January 2021: The Great Reset
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the first console game I’ve played in five years. Halfway through the game, it feels like a combination of the most boring parts of Shadow of the Colossus and the most boring […]
December 2020: Best Year Ever
The single worst thing about 2020 is that the internet still hasn’t grown tired of 2020 memes. 2020 IS THE WORST YEAR EVER LOL! It’s been the same shit on social media all year. I’d call it unprecedented, but the […]
November 2020: First Impressions
First impressions are generally worthless. Case in point: the internet’s reaction to the first episode of Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Gou. I figured I couldn’t do any worse, so I reviewed Onidamashi-hen and Watadamashi-hen. My first impression of Haiyore […]
Ranking My NES Games
I owned only five games for my NES. This is in part because my parents are cheap and in part because I got the NES late in its life cycle (because my parents are cheap). When you have only five […]
An Unbiased Review of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Nice color scheme Five things that sucked: 1. Sword Beams Sword beams in Zelda are weak and inconsequential. Check out Crystalis for sword beams done right: More than one type of beam Beams are stronger than standard slashes Multiple levels […]