When it comes to animated comedy, America tosses Japan the proverbial “football in the groin.” [vid]1zaGTWKtjBY[/vid] I’d take an episode of The Boondocks, South Park, Family Guy, or The Simpsons over any anime comedy (in that order). I’m not saying […]
The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary! The Propagation of Malice
Anime needs more Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs, like lesbians, make everything better. No exceptions. 1. Dinosaurs = Drama The other day I was watching some boring anime about a little girl whose dog died. Boo hoo hoo, go down the pound and get a new one. […]
What ISN’T Emo?
I’ve done what I could to protect the integrity of the word epic. Today I pass that baton to The Animanachronism and In Search of Number Nine, who substantiate their arguments through literary authority and philosophical discourse instead of linking […]
True Tears vs. H2O: An Objective Analysis
Round 1: Ghosts True Tears: No ghosts, just angels (which are even more boring than spirits) If only The Ghost of Raigomaru rose from hell to strike fear into the hearts of children… H2O: There’s an awesome ghost, but everyone […]
The Anime Industry is Doomed
DVD sales are down. American licensors are going out of business. The Japanese distribution model fails to embrace the internet’s potential. Little girls are becoming axe-murderers. There’s no way to sugarcoat it – the anime industry is doomed. I confirmed […]
EF – A Tale of Lesbians*
*No lesbians or tales thereof ef – a tale of memories: Amazing anime, horrendous title. They might as well have named the show please ignore me: the animation. At least please ignore me: the animation trumpets the X-factor of reverse […]
I can’t wait for Code Geass Season 2!
Code Geass: Great Anime or The Greatest Anime? I still can’t decide between this show and Darker than Black. Then again, why should I? Code Geass + Darker than Black + Code Geass S2 = Pizza Hut’s Anime Triple Decker […]
Darker than Black is the Best Anime Ever!
I love this show! Darker than Black is Better than Great: it’s PERFECT! Now before you call me a hypocrite for suddenly praising a show that I recently criticized, I have a confession to make – I was a tool […]
Higurashi is a bad show for meanies
First of all, Mion’s boobs are way too big. Then we find out that she has a twin with equally large (if not slightly larger) boobs. Just what anime needs: more boobs. Boobs and twins. Twins and boobs. Ugh. If […]
Wanted: Kibure
Yes, you Name: Kibure Alias: Kikki Age: 14-16 Sex: Female Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Last seen: Infinite Ryvius, Episode 13 Reward: If you can locate Kibure in episode 14 of Infinite Ryvius, I will write a review of any anime […]