Making up your own nickname is the coolest thing you can do. The rest of the world might think you're a conceited jackass, but that's only because they're jealous. Legitimate nicknames like MF, Ghetto, and Tennis don't hold a candle to The B-Man's creativity.

The best way to make up your nickname is to hyphenate the first letter of your first name with the word "man". Actually, you should do it with your middle name. That's more rebellious, becasue it effectively tells your parents that they chose a shitty name and should stay the fuck out of your life. If you listen to wikiHow, you'd probably come up with a worthless name like Bernie.

1. Reflect on why you want a nickname. Is it for parody reasons? Is it for personality reasons? Is it more for alias related reasons?
2. Brainstorm. Think of any words or ideas for a nickname that you like.
3. Use the Internet to find out anything you can about the name you are thinking about. Especially websites such as www.google.com, www.wikipedia.org, and www.urbandictionary.com.
4. Test out how it sounds. Listen to it said out loud, are you comfortable with having that as your new nickname? Can you really refer to yourself as that name? How are your friends and family reacting to it?
5. Choosing an extra symbol might be right for you; a symbol, insignia, or logo to separate your name from others (ie. "ACE (@)").
6. Think about your interests. What do I do frequently that makes me unique? Write these things down.
7. Think about funny situations. Has anything ever happened to you that was major and made you laugh out loud?
8. Think of what people say about you. Do they say you look like an Easter bunny? Perhaps you can call yourself "Happy Bunny". Do people say you walk like a model? Perhaps you can call yourself "K-Moss".
9. Change other nicknames you've heard. You could take a common nickname and make it more unique. Perhaps "hotrod" could become "Hotrod Todd".
10. Maybe add a "y" at the end or just shorten your name. Ex: "Linda" could become "Lindy", or "Hillary" could become "Hilly", (or simply drop the "y" and make it "Hill").

Brainstorming is Step 2? Hell no, The B-Man doesn't need a Step 2. It all ends at Step 1: The B-Man is The B-Man � deal with it. B doesn't stand for brainstorm. B stands for Balls, Beer, Bitches, and Blow me if you don't like my nickname.

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