Code Geass is about a genius named Lelouch. Lelouch has a power called “Geass,” which allows him to control people. Sometimes Lelouch wears a disguise. Lelouch wants to create a world where he can live happily every after. But many […]
Category: Reviews
The Diamond Dust Rebellion: The Perfect Filler Movie?
No, but don’t expect filler movies to get much better. But Baka-Raptor, if you give a filler movie a positive review, won’t that encourage the production of more filler? No. Filler gets made no matter what I say. Positive reviews […]
Library Wars Needs Less Library, More Wars
Library Wars took the badass premise of War and had to ruin it with Libraries. What’s next, Homework Dinosaurs? Income Tax Lesbians? Indian Food? The lousy first impression doesn’t end with the title. I rarely skip an opening sequence in […]
“Kei” must be Japanese for “20 times better than the first season”
I’m talking about xxxHoLiC Kei, the second season of the deceptively erotic xxxHoLiC franchise. It showed signs of improvement right from the opening, which is all Yuko and sans Watanuki for the first 40 seconds. [vid]HrCSyToTung[/vid] Then the show temporarily […]
Five shows that restored my faith in anime
Some of you have been bitching about this site’s recent dearth of anime reviews: “Nice review :p Need more anime reviews though, preferably of new ones!” – keke “I came here with a dinosaur joke but forgot it in the […]
Golgo 13 vs. Hell Girl: An Objective Analysis
VS. Round 1: Deadpan Expression Golgo 13: Unflappable Hell Girl: Cried once, just because she was banished from her village and buried alive Advantage: Golgo 13 Round 2: Google Fight Hell Girl: 3,860,000 results Golgo 13: 548,000 results Advantage: Hell […]
Did I mention Kure-nai sucks?
Picking up with the same three categories from last time: 1. The Plot is still Crap The ending was terrible: [spoiler] Murasaki, who’d supposedly given up on her freedom, conceived and brokered the most convenient compromise in the universe within […]
Kure-nai: Crappy Plot, Crappy Show
I tried to be reasonable. I tried to be delicate. I tried to make a serious point with class and grace. What did it get me? A ton of inane comments ignoring all my arguments and reiterating the same hollow […]
Anime I haven’t seen and can’t meaningfully critique
Spice and Wolf: She has a tail – get over it. 5 Centimeters per Second: Slow Hamtaro: Evil Library Wars: Unrealistic Neon Genesis Evangelion: Trainwreck My Neighbor Totoro: I hate my neighbor All Nippon Air Line (ANAL): Needs more lesbians […]
Kamen no Maid Guy: Finally, a Strong Male Lead
Warning: This show has the potential to be terrible. Don’t take this review as seriously as you normally take my objective, unbiased reviews. Warning #2: This show has boobs bouncing all over the place. If you hate boobs, Kamen no […]