I highly recommend that your first opinion be Snark’s, but if you want to be a bitch, you could read pretty much any other Shin Mazinger Z review on the internet, as they’re basically all the same. Whichever review you […]
Category: Reviews
An Unbiased Review of God Hand
Five things that sucked: 1. Voice Acting Much of the dialogue was kind of clumsy, and this is coming from a guy who’s relatively accepting of crappy voice acting. Bear in mind, I’m not talking about the voices that are […]
An Unbiased Review of God of War
Three things that sucked: 1. Not enough bosses God of War has only three real bosses: Ares, the Hydra, and the flaming bull. All other critical fights are against either a ton of standard enemies or a handful of slightly […]
Best Student Council? More like Pretty Good Student Council
Wow, another school-life comedy about a bunch of girls. The main character is a clueless transfer student. She’s also an orphan supported by a mysterious wealthy benefactor. Her only friend a back-talking puppet with a mind of its own (but […]
Gantz: Manliest Anime Manga Ever?
As you can infer from this kickass manga shot, I’m not trying to bullshit you about manliness like all those feminine hygiene commercials. If you buy anything that’s marketed asĀ “_______ for men,” you’re a tool. It’s just like X-treme […]
An Unbiased Review of Odin Sphere
Five Things That Sucked: 1. The Viewable Battle Area One jump and she’s already partially off-screen Each battlefield is a huge loop (indicated in the bottom-right corner), yet all you can see at any given time is a small rectangular […]
Three Strikes for One Piece
At least the English intro is bad enough to be good I want to like everything I watch. You might not get that impression from all the bashing I do on this site, but really, I give every show a […]
Shonan Junai Gumi: Finally, A Story I Can Relate To
Eikichi Onizuka and Ryuji Danma are the deadly duo, Oni-Baku (Demon Explosion), with the sole mission of losing their virginities. As they turn away from the gang life to accomplish this, old enemies resurface to haunt them, and new ones […]
Asu no Yoichi: Best Harem Anime Ever
Glo the Legend recently described Asu no Yoichi as having “no god damn fucking cons.” Should you trust him? I can’t think of a reason not to, seeing as how he wrote a 100% truthful post about my trip to […]
I Watch K-ON So You Don’t Have To
Just how boring is K-ON? Let’s put it this way: I paused episode 10 to rewatch an episode of Akikan. Akikan: Crappy animation, original jokes K-ON: Uncrappy animation, unoriginal jokes Winner: Akikan The jokes in K-ON are so stale that […]