No wonder Galatea slashed her eyes and got to a nunnery Me in 2001: Why are they having nosebleeds? Me in 2006: Why are they bleeding out of anything but their eyes after seeing that ugly swimsuit? Me in 2011: […]
Category: Rants
I prefer anime without gay sex
Some call me a homophobe because I prefer watching anime without gay sex. I tell them I can’t be homophobic because I like lesbians. They tell me that gays and lesbians are completely different, because lesbians are demeaning and trashy, […]
Anime Seasons: Who Cares?
You do not live in Japan. A new season of anime means new anime airs on TV in Japan, which is a country you do not live in, unless you’re a disillusioned expatriate who has yet to learn that watching […]
Reading Sucks
This may come as a surprise to many of you, but once upon a time I used to like reading. It’s true. Seriously. I’m not kidding. It was as recently as the eighth grade. For one particular assignment, my English […]
Japan: Who Cares?
I like anime. Japan isn’t anime. Q.E.D. Like most people, I enjoy a good story. Anime has consistently delivered better stories than any other form of entertainment I’ve ever come across. That’s why I’m a fan. There’s nothing uniquely Japanese […]