Round 1: Title Queens > Princesses Blades > Tutus Rebellion > ∅ (Imagine calling it Princess Tutu Rebellion. So much better.) Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion Round 2: Appropriately sized breasts Queen’s Blade Rebellion: Full breasts on adult women Princess Tutu: […]
VS. Round 1: Japanese Title Jellyfish Princess: Kuragehime (5 syllables, all one word) Squid Girl: Shinryaku! Ika Musume (8-9 syllables, three words, questionable punctuation) Advantage: Jellyfish Princess Round 2: Not Improperly Called Slice-of-Life Jellyfish Princess: Animesuki 2010 Choice Awards Squid […]
VS. Round 1: Episode 14 Kibure: Watched it five times, never saw her Flower Girl: Appeared thrice Advantage: Flower Girl Round 2: Macross 7 Dynamite OVA Flower Girl: Didn’t appear in it Kibure: Didn’t appear in it Advantage: Draw Round […]
32 people love action. 33 people have taste. 42 perverts beat them out. Let’s get it on. Candy Boy VS. Golden Boy Round 1: Number of Episodes Golden Boy: 6 Candy Boy: 7 Advantage: Candy Boy Round 2: Lesbian to […]
VS. Round 1: Character Design Kaiji: Ugly Kaiba: Hideous Advantage: Kaiji Round 2: Cast of Characters Kaiji: Devoid of women and children. Kaiba: More annoying than Raki, the Bleach arrancars, and SpongeBob combined. After watching the fourth episode, I spent […]
VS. Round 1: Deadpan Expression Golgo 13: Unflappable Hell Girl: Cried once, just because she was banished from her village and buried alive Advantage: Golgo 13 Round 2: Google Fight Hell Girl: 3,860,000 results Golgo 13: 548,000 results Advantage: Hell […]
Round 1: Ghosts True Tears: No ghosts, just angels (which are even more boring than spirits) If only The Ghost of Raigomaru rose from hell to strike fear into the hearts of children… H2O: There’s an awesome ghost, but everyone […]