Category: Movies
No, I haven’t watched Black Panther
Should I watch it? Let me know, unless you’re an SJW. Here’s my prehistoric post on the limits of sarcasm.
Let Japan Make Its Own Shitty Movies
Hollywood’s shitty live-action anime adaptations are stealing attention from Japan’s own shitty live-action anime adaptations. They’re taking shitty movie making jobs away from Japan’s native shitty movie makers. Japanese kids are seeing all these shitty movies made by foreigners and […]
A Few Movies I Should’ve Watched Long Ago
DVD rental is still a thing in Japan. It’s gotten me through some of my movie backlog because: Older DVDs are cheap (only 108 yen for a week) I can watch recent films on flights for free Streaming video is […]
Kimi no Na wa: Excellent, for a Movie
Nothing has 99.8% a satisfaction rating. Nothing. Well, this is new. I usually review anime long after it’s faded into irrelevance. This time I’m reviewing a movie within a month of its Japanese release. Spoilers actually matter. Proceed with caution. […]
Motoko Kusanagi is White
The internet is abuzz with whitewashing accusations over a white chick is being cast as Motoko Kusanagi. This makes no sense to me, because Motoko Kusanagi is white. Let me throw out my “I’m not a racist” qualifications before I […]
The Cold Sure As Hell Bothers Me
“Anna and the Snow Queen”, the most uninspired Japanese title since “Wanda and the Colossus“ I first watched Frozen in a cheap theater pretty late into its U.S. release. With the hype seeming to dissipate and the movie being fairly […]
Unlimited Blade Works = Unlimited Action
There are many things that visual novels, light novels, manga, and other non-animated works can do better than anime. Action is not one of them. Action is meant to be watched, not interpreted. Nobody wants to read a fight or piece […]