After waking up from a dream about destroying Springfield Elementary School Kyoto Animation, Bart Baka-Raptor joins Lisa [your name here] warpshadow, halfadeckshort, and Alejo at the breakfast table, where they excitedly discuss spending the summer at Kamp Krusty Umineko no […]
In episode 24, a female sniper is assigned the task of killing Golgo 13. It’s impossible to beat Golgo 13 in a fair fight, and women in general fight dirty, so she plots to mess up Golgo 13’s eyesight by […]
No. Not again. I refuse to accept this. Why must all the tough guys in anime get stalked by little girls to show they have a caring side? Who’s next, Golgo 13? If I were in charge of writing the […]
Tytania 10: Discount Space Pornography Fan Hyulick picks up a prostitute as soon as he lands on planet Barghash (and you thought I was joking about Tytania being Space Pornography). The prostitute says she’ll give him a discount because he’s […]
Princess Lydia Princess Lydia From Elbing Kingdom I’m looking for him I’m going to Tytania [vid]hFPt5NuuzuM[/vid] This episode is basically about Moé Princess running away from her guardian, but instead of getting scolded, everyone gives her ice cream. Now I […]
I was planning to report on Anime Weekend Atlanta, but Hoshi broke her sacred vow to suck up to me by not finding me a place to stay. Luckily, I discovered another convention right in town! Best of all, it […]
This double-episode starts off with a flashback. Booooooooooring. But this is the good kind of flashback: the kind that explains why people are dead/injured/otherwise brutalized. Awesome! Rei’s robot goes berserk. It punches the wall and ejects her. The Evangelion unit […]
Shinji runs away. Then he comes back. Final Thoughts: Shinji comes back after running away This episode was filler Not much to say
Shinji begins training with the Eva. Throughout the training session he sounds like a zombie. Cool! Why does the robot need a gun? Is that a mechanical trigger? Couldn’t they give one of those to the UN? I’m guessing it’ll […]
Pen Pen: Best Character Ever The episode begins with Shinji trying to make the robot walk. It trips after two steps. Then the Angel picks it up, crushes its left arm, and stabs it through the face. Has Shinji been […]