Round 1: Title Queens > Princesses Blades > Tutus Rebellion > ∅ (Imagine calling it Princess Tutu Rebellion. So much better.) Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion Round 2: Appropriately sized breasts Queen’s Blade Rebellion: Full breasts on adult women Princess Tutu: […]
Category: Blatant Filler Posts
Post Goes Here: Steins;Gate
Stupid title;Great show Back in high school, my brother would look down on me for watching anime instead of joining him for a riveting episode of T.R.L. or whatever other crap was on MTV at the time. He soon realized […]
Another 100 Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor
Easily went over 100 the past two times. Barely made it this time. I even had to tap into my porn folder (post forthcoming). Vote here.
Baka-Raptor and the Filler of Big
I’ve recently been doing a lot of spring cleaning around the site, part of which included drastically reducing the size of my drafts folder from 170 to 99. Many of the deletions are partially reproduced below. Since these are among […]
The Raptormobile gets an Upgrade
I’d been looking for a way to hook up my mp3 player to my car radio ever since I found out that listening to headphones while driving is relatively illegal. At first I tried an FM transmitter, which worked great […]
Japan’s Metronome Crisis
The Ichigo 100% ending sequence might seem ok if you don’t have any rhythm. Otherwise it’s painfully off-beat. The strawberries are off, the marching is off, and the marching doesn’t even sync up with the strawberries. Did they think we […]
100 More Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor
Need a reason to vote for me? I’ve already given you 100. Not enough? Have 100 more: Oops, guess I got carried away again and gave you 111 instead of 100. I wanted to save this post for a future […]
Fukai mori no naka de…
Current Status: Better in some ways, worse in others. This may take a while…
Hail to thee, Kamp Umineko no Naku Koro ni
After waking up from a dream about destroying Springfield Elementary School Kyoto Animation, Bart Baka-Raptor joins Lisa [your name here] warpshadow, halfadeckshort, and Alejo at the breakfast table, where they excitedly discuss spending the summer at Kamp Krusty Umineko no […]
I beat up Haruhi
I was in the middle of beating Crystalis blindfolded when all of a sudden I was mysteriously teleported away from my computer. I took off my blindfold to see Haruhi prancing around, exclaiming she was thrilled to meet a dinosaur. […]