Step 1: Get Somebody Pregnant Pregnancy = Closure. There’s no question that pregnancy can’t answer: Did X and Y ever get together? Did X and Y ever patch up their stormy relationship? Did Y die without an heir? Who’s the […]
Category: Anime
Aria the OVA II: Athena’s Revenge
I was in the middle of a romantic dinner date with Athena… …when Alice interrupted us to yell at her. Athena apologized. Then Aria came out and started dancing! Awwww…he’s so cute…. …when Athena kicks him. I’m going to miss […]
The Video Game Rule
People v. Goetz, 73 N.Y.2d 751 (Nov 22, 1988): Goetz entered a NYC subway car and sat down next to four young men. One of them said to Goetz, “Give me five dollars.” After the second request for money, Goetz […]
The Baka-Raptor Awards
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Fanservice Bingo
From November 5, 2007 through February 12, 2008, the Writers Guild of America was on strike. What most people don’t know is that the writers were on strike in Japan too. There’s no other explanation for the recent proliferation of […]
Next Week: MTAC
Next weekend, I’ll be taking a break in the middle of finals to attend the Middle Tennessee Anime Convention. But Baka-Raptor, why would you go to an anime convention? Thousands of people go to anime conventions! Don’t you hate people? […]
I beat up Watanuki
Fresh off my victory against Raki, I mysteriously found myself in Yuko’s shop. Greeting me with a sultry smile, Yuko offered to grant my deepest darkest desires. I immediately asked for the one thing all men crave: a roast leg […]