The creator of this show must've brainstormed list of all the things that men like:

• Violence
• Hot chicks
• Random play
• Hot chicks in skimpy outfits
• Capoeira
• Hot chicks in skimpy outfits with swords
• Destruction
• Hot chicks in skimpy outfits with swords and dinner
• Lesbians
• Hot chicks who wear skimpy outfits and engage in random lesbian play in between destructive sword fights against capoeiristas while cooking dinner.

Then he mixed all these ingredients into the delicious jambalaya known as Tenjou Tenge. Jambalaya is one of the manliest things you can eat. The only thing manlier is turducken, which is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey.

This show has the best intro I've ever seen. First of all, it pays homage to its manga, which is something that every anime based off a manga should do.

Then in between the manga shots, character introductions, and action sequences, the intro is so badass that it throws in dance breaks:

And for all the pussies who still aren't convinced, Tenjou Tenge still has a solid plot, character development, and all that other shit that a show this manly doesn't have to care about.

5326 girly men still want me to critique the animation style