Anybody who thinks that Yui Horie is cute in that video is a pedophile. There's nothing cute about 30 year old woman with an uncoordinated straight-handed clap and a disgustingly fake smile.

The perception of cuteness by human beings is nothing more than a vestigial trait. Thousands of years ago when men hunted, women gathered, and children did jack shit, what reason was there to share your food with kids when you could eat them or abandon them in the wild? Cuteness. Thanks to the perception of cuteness, children were more likely to survive to adulthood and spread the cuteness perception gene. That's all cuteness is: a primitive urge to put up with bullshit from useless children. Spilling milk? Crying? Selling rocks? You might think that's cute if you're unenlightened scum.

I won't say that all Japanese people are pedophiles, but when it's hip for all your female pop idols to look and act like little kids, what else am I supposed to think? Only 20 years ago, City Hunter's Ryo Saeba was the most perverted anime character around, but whenever high school girls hit on him, he'd tell them to wait another 10 years. Nowadays in every anime series, old men are always playing grab ass with little girls. I don't get it. Why would anybody want a high school girl? They're shallow, easy, obnoxious, and underdeveloped. What's really mind boggling is that unlike American girls, Japanese girls don't get fat by the time they're 20 years old, and the Japanese still have a fetish for high school girls.

I once rated Ghetto's luck for the day in my AIM profile. It looked something like this:

In Azumanga Daioh there's a recurring Cuteness vs Coolness debate. I'll settle it now: Coolness wins. Sakaki could kick Chiyo's ass any day of the week.

If you disagree with me, you're a pedophile.

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