Queen’s Blade Rebellion vs. Princess Tutu: An Objective Analysis

Posted on November 24, 2013 by Baka-Raptor

Anime | Blatant Filler Posts | Objective Analyses

Round 1: Title

Queens > Princesses

Blades > Tutus

Rebellion > ∅ (Imagine calling it Princess Tutu Rebellion. So much better.)

Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion

Round 2: Appropriately sized breasts

Queen’s Blade Rebellion: Full breasts on adult women

Princess Tutu: Side-boob on a teenage girl, kiddie tits on a girl who otherwise appears prepubescent

Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion

Round 3: Inanimate humanoid objects with feelings

Queen’s Blade Rebellion: Mecha-maid

Princess Tutu: Puppet that speaks in riddles

Advantage: Queen’s Blade Rebellion

Current Score: 3–0

I’m only about halfway done with Princess Tutu. I’ll update this match if Princess Tutu launches a comeback over its second half.

Tags: i judge all anime by their titles, kids in anime shouldn't have bigger tits than adult japanese women, princess tutu, queen's blade, robots with feelings, the end?

6 Replies to “Queen’s Blade Rebellion vs. Princess Tutu: An Objective Analysis”

1. What happened to the poll?

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   • I’m fixing up some tech issues on the site. Polls and a few other extras are down until I’m done.

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2. Based on your objective analysis, I’ve got Princess Tutu leading 3-0 on MY scorecard.

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   • Good for you. You deserve a glass of milk.

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     • I hope that’s not a spoiler.

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   • Can’t let this go to decision then. I have a hunch it’ll end with a knockout.

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