This post was inspired by Yoko Kanno’s performance at Otakon 2013.
Talk-A-Raptor 13: How to Clap Like a Pedophile
Posted on September 4, 2013 by Baka-Raptor
This post was inspired by Yoko Kanno’s performance at Otakon 2013.
Baka Raptor, hilarious AND useful! I will never again clap like a pedophile. You can add one more success story to that huge portfolio of yours. Thanks for reforming me, and with just a snap…clap of your fingers’ worth of effort on your part!
I assume there are no other comments because you summed up exactly what everyone else is thinking.
Kind of like this?
http://i.imgur.com/ztwcuLJ.gif
To be honest, it seems more homosexual than pedophlic.
Fingers to palm = homosexual
Fingers to fingers = pedophilic
Somewhere in there is a dirty joke I failed to capitalize on.
You always make jokes about pedophiles, but then why is Hisoka one of your favourite characters on your MAL profile ?
You can’t get more pedo than this guy.
He chooses to wait until they’re older!
Thanks for the lesson Baka Raptor, I’ll be applying your lessons on clapping properly the next time I–
NO! NO WAIT NO! I MEAN I WON’T BE DOING THAT ANYMORE HONEST
You’ve been watching too much Yoko Kanno.
I used to clap like this, but I was 12 at the time and therefore not a paedophile.
My classmates used to said I clapped like a seal.
Nowadays I clap like a lady, (fingers to palm).
Since you stuck that ‘a’ in pedophile I believe you’re classy enough to clap like a lady.
This is the greatest post I’ve seen. Glad to see I clap like a fucking man, as if there was ever any doubt.
So much for my post of the year.
Not related to this post, Baka Raptor,
I’ve recently encountered a new manga title called “Ajin”
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=75929
GO READ THAT NOW!
Mark my words, it’s gonna be the next Shingeki no Kyojin.
I’ll read it after I finish the Umineko VN, which at the rate I’m going will take another three years.
Argh damn you. Damn me.
Whyyy did I start reading this when I saw it only had 8 scanlated chapters?
Yeah I was about to start then I saw how few chapters were out. I believe him, but I am just going to bookmark this and wait. The rating is 4.85 with 94 votes on Batoto, that’s pretty damn good.
Not even a remake of LOVE LAB using the lads from FREE! chronicling the adventures of their How To Get A Girlfriend Club at a very strict and exclusive all-boys school, would get me to clap like a pedophile.
Wait….what??!!
That wouldn’t get me to clap like a pedophile either. It may, however, get me to nod silently to myself with furrowed brows.