Paper Flower has the worst banner I’ve ever seen in my life. First of all, it doesn’t have any dinosaurs. Second of all, the girl is carrying an umbrella even though it’s not raining. Third of all, it doesn’t say “Paper Flower” anywhere. Last time I checked, your blog was named Paper Flower, not Paper Hana. Somebody’s jealous of websites that can legitimately use kanji.
mefloraine, the author of Paper Flower, is too much of a coward to capitalize her name. She’s also a tsundere, as she can’t decide whether she obsessively follows me or just happens to like me a lot.
mefloraine always goes tsun tsun in her comments no matter how great my posts are. Look at what she wrote in my Queen’s Blade II post:
I’m not interested in watching boobies flying around for 20 minutes at a time.
Really? I just checked out Paper Dream, the project you recently founded to promote “beautiful and inspiring” artwork. You know what mefloraine finds beautiful and inspiring? Women. Every single picture she’s ever posted has a girl in it. Looks like you love boobies after all, you closet lesbian.
Some sideburns are just weird…actually, many sideburns are pretty weird. Especially in anime.
mefloraine claims her site is about discussing art, but her true intentions can be found by rearranging the letters of p-a-p-e-r f-l-o-w-e-r:
- rape per fowl
- rape per wolf
So not only does mefloraine rape animals, she rapes them in evenly divided increments. You will not find a more sick, twisted person on the internet.
To summarize: mefloraine is a jealous tsundere lesbian rapist. That may sound awesome, but trust me, her website sucks, and you should never ever visit it. Her URL sucks too. What the hell is the “laxrec” in http://laxrec.wordpress.com/ supposed to mean?
By the way, she likes K-ON, the worst anime ever. Why am I not surprised…
On a completely unrelated note, I’ve been entered into an anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest. I have no idea who I’m up against, but regardless of who it is, I ask only that you look deep inside your soul and vote for the more deserving candidate.
Haters gotta hate.
Yes, definitionally.
Wow, I had no idea Paper Flower was such a terrible blog. You’ve done this blogosphere a great service… despite your poor grammar and spelling.
On an unrelated note, I’ll vote for your blog… despite not knowing who you’re up against.
No, check out my competition before you vote. I won’t accept a hollow victory.
Just to set the record straight, everything I write is in full compliance with the 15th edition of the Chicago Manual of Style. Plus, I got a 5 on the AP Language and Composition test back in 2002.
winning a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering my eyesight
Damn straight it is!
But that’s only if I win. Coming in second or worse would completely ruin my life.
Coming in second would be the greatest shame, as it would indicate that you had the power but bottled it. The only honourable paths would be victory or an ignominious and total defeat to whoever it exactly is that you’re up against.
I mercifully plan to spare my opponents’ honor by beating them as mercilessly as possible.
A wise man once said “If you’re not first, you’re last.”
Spoken like a true a winner. Or a huge loser who wanted to pretend he was in a tie for second.
Everything I’ve ever known has led me to believe that a “jealous tsundere lesbian rapist” would be the pinnacle of hotness. How does one resist against such temptatious powers?
She’s under 18. That makes all the difference.
Mefloraine is not a she 😛
I’m talking about mefloraine, not Mefloraine.
I thought meffy was the Yandere /o/
Fits the ‘jealous’ and ‘rapist’ aspects better =P
That would be true if she raped out of jealousy, but the “jealous” and “rapist” parts are divorced. It’s not like she’s jealous of the animals she rapes. Or is she? I never knew about this. mefloraine is even sicker than I thought.
I wish I was an animal, so I rape out of spite.
Can you smell it?
Figuratively? Yes.
you gotta try harder if you wanna convince me not to vote for a tsundere lesbian rapist. i’m just kidding of course i’ll vote for ya, you blind manly pedophile-hating lesbian-loving dinosaur
Wait, I’m up against a tsundere lesbian rapist? I’m fucked.
In all technical terms, you would not be “fucked” since you aren’t a women. Rather fortunate if I may say so myself…for all of us men. Especially those with sideburns.
We knew it was coming. Once again Bakaraptor and (questionable) lesbians cross paths.
PF is strong and equipped with (awesome) suggestive artwork, but not as strong as dinosaurs. But your final description almost got me for a second there.. then I hit the K-on part and that closed the deal. Also I hear s/he doesn’t like yandere. Who doesn’t like yandere.
May the best dinosaur win even though I won’t know who you’re up against until I go vote.
She’s a tsundere, so she probably doesn’t mean it.
I hate yanderes.
Scars of Wednesdays past?
WTB analysis of rapes per fowl
Take the first derivative of mefloraine’s rapes per fowl with respect to time. She does an amazing 10 rapes per fowl per second!
Tsun tsun tsundere….
This is going to be a hard choice, but I have to admit… you have a good sense of humor… :p
She’s the most tsun tsun tsundere I’ve ever seen. Look what she wrote in my Seitokai no Ichizon post. I’d be shocked if she doesn’t have twin tails.
You know, I would’ve easily voted for you if you didn’t include the lesbian part. Now I have a hard time.
In the end though, you’re just that awesome that I should go against my nature to vote for the blind dinosaur.
Look on the bright side: if I can beat the lesbian, I can be anyone! The sacrifice was necessary, kind of like Tomoe and Shizuka.
Oh God, Paper Flower’s banner text is in Papyrus *rips hair out*
It’s -Paper Flower- though! Papyrus fits it perfectly!
But papyrus is not paper at all.
Yes, but you do write on it.
I don’t think it’s such a big deal. If you really want to criticize mefloraine’s fonts, look at her blogroll. The title font is smaller than the list element font. Unbelievable!
rape per fowl. LMAO. this post is so going to make her blog even more popular. I hope it won’t back fire 😛
That’s how you play the game. You can get away with all the shit talking you want if you can trick people into thinking it’ll make the other site more popular.
If it looks like a rat, and smells like a rat…
Oh Baka-Raptor…
Gotta propel you forward one more round, so I’ll vote for you, but don’t think it’s because I want you to win or anything, mkay?
I would never be so presumptuous. Humility—that’s my motto.
Sooooo, mefloraine = Shizuru?
Think of her as Shizuru’s lesbian raping + Natsuki’s tsunderism + Shiho’s jealousy. The Shiho thing kinda ruins it.
laxrec could mean she’s taking laxatives recreationally. That’s pretty sick and twisted if you ask me. Who would do that to themselves?
Since mefloraine hasn’t responded to your comment, we can only assume it’s exactly as you said. I’m not surprised; she is an artist after all.
It’s good fun!
And meantime, somewhere in the depths of galaxy someone types “rape per fowl”, a kitty dies and Paper Flower’s website shows up. :/
There’s no way I’m gonna vote for a closet lesbian who rapes wolves. Just…no. Blind dinousaur’s OK though.
I swear on my life, I have never once raped a fowl, even though dinosaurs are closely related to birds.
Just to be fair, I ran Baka Raptor through an anagram checker, and came up with “A Bat Ark Pro” and “Bra Oak Trap”.
Both describe my site aptly. I am a pro at hitting arks with a baseball bat, and I’ve been known to set animal traps by tying bras to oak trees. Don’t worry though, once I trap an animal in the bra, I eat it. No rape.
By the way, “sea slugs” is an anagram for “ass glues”. Better think of a good explanation in case we face off at some point.
Hence, why I decided to join the team in the first place. You’re too slow with these things.
That’s because you might just laugh your ass off at my puns.
Oh Baka-Raptor, you’re such a tsundere~
ℳℴℯ~❤
HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
You were right, her blog really sucks.
If I wanted to browse pixiv, I’d BROWSE pixiv.
Of course I’m right. What motivation would I have to lie?
Oh man, if you’re up against a tsundere lesbian rapist, you’re doomed.
On an unrelated note, I am not a tsundere lesbian rapist! I am not tsundere!
By the way, I’m voting for you. It’s not like I want to or anything, your blog is just first alphabetically!
This seems to contradict what you told me before…
What and when?
As expected of a tsundere.
Negatives = criminals.
I’m not voting for a criminal.
You should’ve seen the pic before I photoshopped the evil twirly mustache off her.
>>By the way, she likes K-ON, the worst anime ever. Why am I not surprised…
My options are a lesbian rapist (one of Digital Boy’s Top 10 Lesbian Combinations) and a guy who thinks K-On is the worst anime ever. If I hadn’t already voted for Baka-Raptor and tried to vote for him again before reading this post, I would have changed my vote!
Allow me to correct myself. K-ON isn’t the worst show ever. It’s only the worst anime I’ve seen to completion. No exaggeration. I checked My Anime List to confirm it.
I’m willing to accept that.
Let me correct myself again: anime TV series. Specials, OVAs, movies, and the like don’t count.
Would it be wrong to say that I’m a fan of tsundere rapists? Especially those that are lesbians? Even if my ex was one? Bestiality never hurt either.
Factually wrong? No. Morally wrong? Probably.
This was short and sweet. Very very sweet.
’twas
Wait ? Didn’t you like lesbians anymore, my dear ナルト-Raptor ?
What this post (and all this comments) doesn’t explain is: why are you picking on the flower girl that badly ?
PS: Voted twice, Definitionally for YOU 😉
She asked for it!
It’s because I love lesbians that I need to inform them of their shortcomings. I’m harsh because I care. And this has nothing to do with desperately wanting to win any anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest that may or may not be going on.
I understand…maybe she was lonely and wanting some attention, you are http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/ a kind gentle-raptor person.
lol u cn tk me to the bar|
gt th 2 A nnnry
What the fuck is this bullshit Baka-Raptor? Is this just for that stupid contest? We already know that you’re gonna win. Also, if it’s the worst blog ever, it should be mine.
Contest? What contest? Oh, you mean that anime blog circle-jerk popularity contest? I’m not paying much attention to it.
Just saying, but that it does say “Paper Flower” on the banner. That symbol means flower in chinese, and “hana” in japanese. Yeah, just pointing that out. Other than that, I agree that Paper Flower is a retarded blog.
-a huge fan of your blog
P.S. Make more posts damnit
Sure, it means flower, but it doesn’t say flower. She has pictures of flowers too, but those don’t say flower either. She could put “Paper Fleur” on her blog for all I care. It still wouldn’t say flower, and it’d still suck, just like Marc-Andre Fleury.
I didn’t understand anything of what you just said but for some reason I am extremely convinced
lol i voted for paperflower :D! paperflower ftw even though your blog is funnier
You’ll pay for this, OneDollar!
lol
edit: melflorine sounds like margarine + florine 😀
edit 2: sorry for the typo its mefloraine not melflorine lolz
I have one beef with this pwnage post: Umbrellas were not meant to protect from rain.
If haters gotta hate by definition, then umbrellas provide shade by definition. “umbra” means “shade”. Also, another name for umbrella is “parasol”, which literally translates into “stop sun”.
So, in fact, the umbrella in the banner suggests an alliance with the forces of darkness and shady business groups from ANCIENT EUROPE.
OH GOD YOU ARE RIGHT
King of the Internet, is he not?
(rhetorical question)
No wonder her umbrella is decorated with a frog, the symbol of the devil in medieval Europe due to the Catholic church associating the frog as one of the animals witches use as a familiar.
good work. this is some high quality smack talk.
The best is yet to come.
maybe I should take a different angle with hakasen and write about wild canine and barnyard fowl forced sexual activity
Doubt you could pull it off. Hakasen doesn’t have many options.
yeah, guess I’m stuck writing about ska hens and sea ankhs
OK, I lol’d.
A comment befitting an anagram of your name: Thanking Memos. These things are never wrong.
I have to agree with you on this one Baka-Raptor, Paper Flower is just a terrible blog. I read a few posts on there a few weeks ago and I have to say that they were too cut and dry. I was expecting more interesting content, but IMO I don’t think I will be going back there anytime soon.
Too cut and dry? Was the Jealous Tsundere Lesbian Rapist remark false advertising?
Because making a sleazy attack ad so you can win a circle-jerk popularity contest is more important than recovering your eyesight. Only Baka-raptor is that cunning.
My doctor said that winning a circle-jerk popularity contest would be the most effective way to get better.
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And so the mud slinging begins…
Good thing she has an umbrella.
Half-assed smear campaigns are one of the myriad things that make you great.
The fully-assed smear campaigns are yet to come.
Forgive me for speaking out of line Baka-Raptor.
But after venturing through mefloraine’s so called “Paper Dream” project it would appear that she in fact, prefers flat chested little girls. So her dislike of boobies every 20 minutes is not as unreasonable as you claim and the fact she likes K-ON reinforces it.
And thus, your assumption about her being a ‘jealous tsundere lesbian rapist’ is inaccurate for she is really a ‘jealous tsundere lesbian pedophile who enjoys the act of rape’.
So she’s a jealous tsundere lesbian statutory rapist. Makes sense. I sincerely doubt those wolves and fowl were at least 18 years old.
I promised myself I wouldn’t never vote in this popularity contest, but I suck up to Baka-Raptor not to.
You win a Maid Guy badge.
I don’t read the internets for a few days and look what a gem of a post I missed. SIGHS!
BTW find a good anagram for Jeremy Irons.
Minor Jersey
No love for poor little meffy ;-;
I have to admit though, that I laughed my ass off xD
Rape per wolf… I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Poor wolves… On the other hand, it could be Wolf per rape O_O It’s a double-edged knife
Anyways, I’ll vote for you even if that was the only post you had ever written, you won that vote~
The poll closed a few days ago. You are now contractually obligated to carry over your promised vote to the next poll, whenever it is, assuming I won this poll. I shall now go check for the first time ever.
Holy shit, I was up against mefloraine? What a coincidence! I really kicked her ass!
Lol, I was talking for the next round. Sorry for not defining that~
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Hey Baka-Raptor!
I bring some shocking evidence which further solidifies your theory!
I knew that mefloraine’s banner image looked familiar, so I checked my porn stash, and yup.
The image is from a softcore C77 doujin named Nijiiro Densho.
You probably guessed this by know but, this doujin is full of naked or partially naked girls, and NO GUYS.
You were completely right from the start, and I will never doubt your word again.
http://www.mediafire.com/?no4hgcyohhk
Here’s the link if you want to, you know *cough* “investigate”.
This explains the see-through top, well-defined nipple bumps, and apparent pantielessness. Excellent research.
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you’re just that awesome that I should go against my nature to vote for the blind dinosaur.
paper flower are uses in background.