The most heterosexual picture on my hard drive
Despite my unwavering support of lesbianism in anime, I do occasionally approve of heterosexual relationships. The conditions are tough but fair:
- The male cannot be a complete loser
- The female cannot be a complete bitch
- Generally, both characters must be at least 18 years old
- If they’re both under 18, they must be similar in age
- If only one character is over 18, it must be the female, and I must have been under 18 while watching the show
Here are 10 couples who meet the requirements. The list is not exclusive, nor is a top 10 list. These are simply the first 10 couples that came to mind.
Jouslain x Francia (Tytania)
They don’t even have to be a canon couple for me to pair them together—a perfect example of my perverted heterosexual mind at work. Impressed? I am. Not everyone has my heterosexual mangekyou sharingan byakugan shingan ryuugan eyes.
Natsuki x Touru (Ga-Rei Zero)
They were tragically killed by an evil lesbian. Perhaps lesbians aren’t so great after all.
Never mind.
Kenshiro x Yuria (Hokuto no Ken)
The perfect man. The perfect woman. The perfect couple.
Kurenai x Asuma (Naruto)
I haven’t watched Naruto since Shikamaru’s revenge arc. Somebody tell me if they’re back from filler yet.
Stein x Medusa (Soul Eater)
These two were meant for each other. Then stupid horny Stein had to ruin it all by picking Toilet Girl.
Hiruma x Mamori (Eyeshield 21)
Great heterosexual couple? Or the greatest heterosexual couple?
Ozma x Cathy (Macross Frontier)
Where’s the chili? Leave it to a woman to buy the wrong kind of hot dog. But it’s the thought that counts.
Ceres x Yuuhi (Ayashi no Ceres)
This pairing may appear to violate my anti-pedophilia rule because Yuuhi is only 16. However, I was 16 when I watched the show, so I don’t really care. What makes Ceres superior to Aya? In Yuuhi’s own words:
“Aya is more rude and annoying, and on top of that, has none of that grace or sex appeal.”
As for Touya, he’s an emo mess.
Takumi x Seira-tan (Chaos;Head)
Awwwwwwwwwwww, they’re so cute together. Makes me wish I had an imaginary girlfriend.
Amanda x Hermann (Blassreiter)
They each died like five times. And each time it broke my heart to think they wouldn’t end up together.