Room posts: what a brilliant idea! Why didn’t I think of that? Oh wait, I did – TWO YEARS AGO.
What the hell must I do to impress you assholes? Did I not one-up the other bloggers by posting my room, my car, myself, and two videos featuring myself AND my room? One of these days I’m going to jump off a bridge. Maybe I’ll take pictures of that too; it’s not like anybody cares.
But I’ll give you another chance. I’ll take a break from experimenting with homosexuality episodic blogging to post pictures of my room, and you’re going to be damn appreciative:
On the left, you’ll see a pack of 50 CVS brand envelopes. Total shit. From now on I’m forking over an extra buck for the good stuff. In the middle you’ll notice my new 17″ widescreen laptop. It’s humongous and totally impractical. One the bright side, it does have a built-in video camera, which I use to film Talk-A-Raptor. To the right is a stack of the first three volumes of GTO: The Early Years (review forthcoming).
The opposing wall contains a closet (its doors can been seen behind me on Talk-A-Raptor). That’s where Tidus hangs out with my other action figures, Mr. Iron and Mrs. Can of Liquid Wrench Penetrating Oil.
Now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for: my wall. Marmot says you can infer her sexual preference from the pictures on her wall. The same rule applies to me:
It’s like staring into the sun.
In front of the wall lies my bookcase. To the right is good old reliable desktop.
After ditching my haunted TV (see above), I put a TV tuner card into this computer and started catching up on my PS2 RPGs. I’m currently in the middle of Final Fantasy XII (review forthcoming). I watch most of my anime on this computer. It’s in a folder called Last Exile, the first anime I watched on this computer. That was about 5 years ago, and ever since I’ve been too lazy to change its name.
Next up is my bed:
Think this is just some ordinary bed? Think again. After absorbing the sloth of 1000 midday naps and the bloodlust of 1000 sexless nights, my bed gained demonic powers, such as freezing time, erecting soundproof barriers, and holding my pants while I’m not wearing them.
Mmmm…I’m hungry. What’s for lunch?
Buffalo chicken, pork, hot dogs, cajun blackened fish fillets, and spinach. I challenge you to find a manlier freezer. The rest of my fridge is disappointingly balanced, unlike my old college fridge. I’ll let you guess which is which.
Unfortunately, I don’t have any soy sauce. I may have to borrow some from Mion.
