I tried to be reasonable. I tried to be delicate. I tried to make a serious point with class and grace. What did it get me? A ton of inane comments ignoring all my arguments and reiterating the same hollow […]
Month: May 2008
Kure-nai 07: How not to go into hiding
“Even I could find me” 1. Don’t change your name You went through all that trouble to escape; now you risk getting caught because you’re too lazy change your name? This is the same shit they pulled in Seirei no […]
Talk-A-Raptor 02: Penetrate the Center with an Enormous Bombshell?
The Original Fanservice Bingo Post You can catch the other Talk-A-Raptor Episodes HERE. Episode Pics: [spoiler] [/spoiler] Great news: my hiatus, which began after I posted Talk-A-Raptor 01, is officially over! Here are the stats: 10 points for anyone who […]
Non-Haruhi Shows that Need a Second Season
Ouran High School Host Club II: Auron High School Host Club Auron would be the perfect apology for the first season’s unbridled gaiety. Scene 1: Auron breaks the host club’s precious vase/knee caps. Scene 2: All the girls fall hopelessly […]
Five Manly Anime OP/EDs
Warning: First of all, this is a blatant filler post (I’m still on hiatus). Secondly, these are simply “Five Manly” themes, not “The Five Manliest” or “The Five Best” themes. If you want to bitch about an omission, keep it […]
Anime I haven’t seen and can’t meaningfully critique
Spice and Wolf: She has a tail – get over it. 5 Centimeters per Second: Slow Hamtaro: Evil Library Wars: Unrealistic Neon Genesis Evangelion: Trainwreck My Neighbor Totoro: I hate my neighbor All Nippon Air Line (ANAL): Needs more lesbians […]
The Perfect Way to End a Series
Step 1: Get Somebody Pregnant Pregnancy = Closure. There’s no question that pregnancy can’t answer: Did X and Y ever get together? Did X and Y ever patch up their stormy relationship? Did Y die without an heir? Who’s the […]
Aria the OVA II: Athena’s Revenge
I was in the middle of a romantic dinner date with Athena… …when Alice interrupted us to yell at her. Athena apologized. Then Aria came out and started dancing! Awwww…he’s so cute…. …when Athena kicks him. I’m going to miss […]
Talk-A-Raptor 01: The Swooping Descent of the Dark Emissary!
Help Find Kibure! 100 Reasons to Vote for Baka-Raptor Don’t expect me to update for about a week. I’ve got a writing assignment to work on (which it’s almost as lame as Michael’s “I didn’t update because I was reading” […]
The Video Game Rule
People v. Goetz, 73 N.Y.2d 751 (Nov 22, 1988): Goetz entered a NYC subway car and sat down next to four young men. One of them said to Goetz, “Give me five dollars.” After the second request for money, Goetz […]