First of all, Mion’s boobs are way too big. Then we find out that she has a twin with equally large (if not slightly larger) boobs. Just what anime needs: more boobs. Boobs and twins. Twins and boobs. Ugh.
If you’re not into boobs, there’s always Rika. Everybody seems to think she’s cute, just because she won the title of cutest anime girl in that SaiMoe tournament. Well let me tell you, there’s nothing cute about murder, suicide, and crows pecking at your disemboweled corpse. Honestly, who wants to watch a cute little girl flipping out and killing people? Not me.
You don’t want to know what happens next
One day these kids are playing cards; the next day they’re slaughtering villagers. That’s not cute – it’s satanic and sets a bad example for our children. Remember that girl in Japan who bludgeoned her father with a hatchet? She said, in these exact words:
“I slashed my father with a hatchet because a girl did something similar on Higurashi and it’s cool and I’ll be popular in school.”
Thankfully, Higurashi got canceled and nobody ever got axe-murdered again.
Some dummies claim that Higurashi is brilliant. If that’s the case, where are all the metaphors? Since when does an intricate plot without intricate metaphors give anyone an intellectual hard-on? The only thing I liked about Higurashi was the opening theme – until I got a noise complaint for blasting it at 4AM.
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I even tried fandubbing it, but Jahshaka kept crashing on me. That’s the last time I ever use open source software. Everything about Higurashi is cursed.
I was about to ask where you left your balls until I realized that even though its only 10:00 here the post was dated April 1st. funny stuff
Do0d, WTF? Y IS UR SITE SUDENLY SO KWEERISH? DID UR LAME-ASS BROTHER HAK INTO IT AND CHANGE THINGS ROUND? MABE I HAV A COMPUTOR EROR THAT IS SHOWING UR SITE 2 BE SO GAY! I THOUGHT U WER KOOL MAN! BUT NOW U WRITE ALL DIS HOMO SHIIT BOUT DA AWESOME HIGORUEAERASHI? ITS NO SURPRISE U DONT LIKE HOT GIRL TWINZ CUZ U TOTALLY LIK 2 SUK DIK NE-WY! LOL!!!! UR A HOMO! U SHOULD GET EBOLA AND DIE!
What do you mean that this show is canceled? I heard there was a season three coming out for this show and both season 1 and 2 were both completed.
I lied.
No, sir. You are clearly delusional. There is no such thing as Higurashi season 2. In fact, I would go as far as to say that your acknowledgement of the show’s existence is in and of itself proof positive of your madness.
LJ, I believe season one was Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and season two was Higurashi no Naku Koro ni kai, but hey what do I know?
Ok guys, that’s enough sarcasm for one April Fools’ Day.
For the record, this wasn’t originally intended to be an April Fools’ Day post. Remember what I said about crappy reviews?
https://www.baka-raptor.com/CrappyReviews/
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higurashi its scary and weird watch shugo chara its awesome better that tha stupid thing or maybe gosick 🙂
i loved this anime, that is all :3 lol, it was cute sometimes, funny sometimes and i loved how BRUTAL it was 😀